"Hot blonde stripper looking for a female "friend with benefits" - Las Vegas"

I have been trying to place an ad on Match.com for the past few days. It seems that everything is considered explicit. I should have posted my original ad here. It was the raciest. It's against Match.com's policy to place an ad just looking for sex. How silly is that?


My first try went something like this:

I'm an attractive blonde stripper seeking another very attractive lady for adult play. I am not looking for anything serious, just something fun and casual. Let's experiment! I am fit and have a very voluptuous curvy figure. You should be gorgeous! Even though I've been with a lot of women, I still consider myself an amateur and would love to have a single girlfriend to gather quality experience and learn more from. There's no such thing as too much practice!

After NUMEROUS edits, I'm still getting disqualifying emails:

Thanks for submitting your profile. We’re currently unable to publish your submission because a portion of what you wrote violates our Terms of Use http://www.match.com/registration/membagr.aspx.

Your profile contains:

· Telephone numbers, street addresses, first and/or last names, URLs and/or email addresses
· Sexually explicit material of any kind (descriptions of body parts, sexual acts, etc.)
· Patently offensive language (promotes racism, bigotry, etc)
· Solicitation of business opportunities
· Solicitation of “escort” type services
· Reference to inflicting bodily injury to yourself/others

I'm an attractive blonde seeking another very attractive lady who's interested in going out and having fun. I am not looking for a really serious relationship, just a something fun and casual. Let's experiment! I am fit and have a very voluptuous curvy figure. You should be gorgeous! I consider myself an amateur and would love to have a single girlfriend to gather quality experience and learn more from.

Here is my most recent edit (may still get rejected):

I'm an attractive blonde seeking another very attractive lady who's interested in going out dancing, shopping, and who knows.... I am fit and have a very curvy figure. You should be gorgeous! I'm a stripper and would prefer a lady with similar lifestyle. Let's have fun!

My photos keep being rejected too:

We apologize but at this time we are unable to add the photo you submitted to your profile. Please submit another photo or crop yours to meet the following guidelines:

FOR YOUR PRIMARY PHOTO
- Your face must be visible (no sunglasses, both eyes must be visible)
- No nudity, sheer or otherwise "see-through" material
- No drawings, caricatures or other illustrations
- No copyrighted images

FOR OTHER PHOTOS
- No nudity, sheer or otherwise "see-through" material
- No copyrighted images

We will not post any photo we feel is too suggestive or explicit.


It's amazing. Even a bra that covers more than a bikini top is considered too suggestive! How am I supposed to find a casual girlfriend without sexy pics?


My 4th pic just got denied. I hope with the tame ad and boring pic I'll have to put up I don't attract a lesbian looking for a serious relationship. I don't want that at all......



Grrrrrrrr...... They just switched my heading to read "Hot blonde looking for a female - Las Vegas"

That is much different than my original "Hot blonde stripper looking for a female "friend with benefits" - Las Vegas". It sounds like I don't have any standards.. I switched it to "Gorgeous Hot Model looking for same - Las Vegas". Hopefully that stays. This is so tough!